Summary: I'm Tracy Beaker, the great inventor of extremely outrageous dares and I dare you not to say this is the most brilliant story ever! I thought I was going to live happily ever after with Cam as my foster-mum. Well, it hasn't turned out like that. Cam's so mean. She won't buy my designer clothes, so all the other kids at my new school laugh at me. I bunk off and go to this special secret place and meet the two boys, Alexander and Football. We play the dare game and I always win. I'm the greatest.